Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.
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Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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