Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay
Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Baithay
Passanger
K
sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
K
Boyfrnd
K
Ghar
Ke
Bed room
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
Wali
Gali
K
Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
Ke
4th
Bench
Ke
Sath
Wale
Bench
Pr
Baithe
Hue
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page number 57
Ki
Line number 10
Mai
Likha
Tha
K
dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..
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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.
Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D
NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon
1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,
Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!
Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?
arz kia he
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se
My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?
Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
Success Formula,
B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death
