I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts beacuse …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai
Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aap ne kaha:
AQAL
Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
